Banana is peak food engineering.

- Comes in its own wrapper. 100% portable. Zero mess.
- Zero prep, zero cleanup.
- Instant energy.
- High potassium.
- Cheap

Name one bad thing about it. You can't. Banana wins. Pack it up.
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] 93 points 1 year ago (17 children)

And just to rub salt into the wound, someone created a clothing store named after the political corruption imposed on those countries to accomplish this: Banana Republic.

I can't think of what an equivalent would be in terms of offensive marketing, Starving Irish brand potatoes? A Saudi demolition company named after September 11th? A clothing store inspired by antebellum southern US clothes? I guess some companies still use imagery of indigenous people for tobacco products. That seems like it's in the same vein.

Generally, I try to focus on how beautiful life can be, but damn if there isn't a crowd trying to make it ugly for others.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 17 child comments
  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I've always assumed I misunderstood the brands name but no one has corrected you yet...

    To the rabbit hole!

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 6 child comments
  • [–] 50 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Ok I'm back, it's just ignorant assholes all the way down

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 5 child comments
  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Well that didn't take very long... Disturbing how quickly you were able to discern it was all assholes all the way down.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Twin Towers wholesale outlet: our prices are coming down fast!

    Pearl harbor casual clothing.

    Jim crows bar and grill.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 5 child comments
  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Well I think I just realised why they do it. There's this longstanding conspiracy theory that whenever a politician does a fuckup they conveniently say keywords associated with the fuckup but put it in a different context (like say, scandal related to trains, so they get into a model train hobby), and they pay advertisers to market that changed context HARD, so if people search up their name plus trains what shows up are articles talking about their new hobby.

    Just thought of this because I was searching up "Banana Republic" in the context of neocolonialism (while reading my country's history) and besides the Wikipedia page being the first result, the next results were that store. And I remembered this reply.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • I had never heard of that tactic. Thanks for sharing. I'll be looking for IRL examples now.

    Nixon should have started a hobby in hydraulic engineering specializing in the design and production of water gates, specifically for the Potomac River, including one near that hotel/office/apartment complex that's name I forget.

  • source
  • parent