The White House responded to the report, touting Trump’s trade agenda and overall economic policies as beneficial to the industry.

Distillers: “We’re losing money because your trade policy is turning off our international market opportunities!”

White House: “Shut up, idiots! This is the greatest trade policy and you should be happy how much we’re helping you! It’s totally beneficial for everyone, and my everyone, I mean ‘me’!”

Fucking hell.

Keep them elbows up, Canada.