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[–] 249 points 1 year ago (34 children)
  • [–] 94 points 1 year ago (25 children)

    Yeah and if the CK thing was any indicator of how it’ll go, the administration will milk it for all it’s worth. It’ll be gross.

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  • [–] 93 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    I hope he dies in the stupidest, self-owning way possible, like tripping over his own feet and falling down some stairs. Preferably on camera.

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  • [–] 42 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    i want him to be eating on camera and then accidentally elvis himself

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  • [–] 58 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    During one of his dumb speeches in front of a crowd of MAGA idiots ..... right in the middle of making one of his dumb statements, just suddenly stops, stares into space and falls over.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago

    Preferably saying something stupid like "Folks, let me tell you something — if I’m wrong, if the Republican Party is wrong — and by the way, we’re not — but if we were wrong, then may God strike me down right now! But it’s not gonna happen, because we’re doing what’s right for America. Believe me."

    Love to see how they would try to spin that being his last words.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Oh definitely the stairs, since that's the "frail old man" tell that he seems most afraid of. And with nobody anywhere near him, and on a beautiful clear day with no wind and no sun in his eyes.

    It has to be clear as day that it was a failure of his body and not foul play or trickery.

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  • [+] 34 points 1 year ago (7 children)
  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Honestly I don't see that happening. Even with his passing, that really doesn't change anything. The administration is still there, and 2nd in line is couch-fucker vance. The foundation for their plans are already in place, and quite frankly, Taco has served his purpose with his popularity declining.

    The administration will just use any uprising as a reason to mobilize more troops in the name of safety or whatever. I really wish I'm wrong though.

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  • [+] 21 points 1 year ago* (4 children)
  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It is well understood how he does it. Go watch the documentary Bad Faith. The CNP (Council for National Progress, the group that founded the heritage foundation), has been supplying priests and pastors talking point for 50 years. The CNP told the priests what to say, the priests tell people to follow trump. boom, cult.

    I'm fairly certain when djt checksout, the cult will be gifted to JD and business will continue.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    There will still be an enormous national celebration, and the remaining administration will watch it in terror.

    They are likely to use that reaction to respond with violence, but it won't last. American citizens, both Democrat and MAGA, won't accept the new government. There isn't a single MAGA voter that cares about JD Vance at all. He may get their reluctant support as Republicans, but he won't get it as MAGAs.

    After Trump croaks, the Republican party will almost certainly splinter.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    CK was supposed to be the big Horst Wessel martyr that they could build support around, but nobody cared. They all played it up for a week or two, but once they stopped flogging it, it disappeared.

    Their "Flood the Zone" strategy works when something sticks, and they can amplify it. But MAGA seems to have a systemic case of ADHD, so nothing lasts more than a week, before they are chasing the next outrage perpetrated by the Conservative Propaganda Machine.

    Nobody even talks about his "assassination attempt" any more, but that's probably because it was obviously a hoax, and they don't want anyone pulling to hard on that thread.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    But MAGA seems to have a systemic case of ADHD, so nothing lasts more than a week, before they are chasing the next outrage

    Oh for real, and it's annoying as shit because it's so intense at the get go but gone soon after like a fart in the wind.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    got an eighth of high grade weed and a cheap box of wine set aside for the day

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Why the good bad and not good good?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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    I think they're wondering why you're cheapin' on the wine, but to be honest I don't think anyone truly cares.

    I got a nice pack of lagers and some of Caliva's finest right here in a box.

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