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[–] 93 points 1 year ago (12 children)

I hope he dies in the stupidest, self-owning way possible, like tripping over his own feet and falling down some stairs. Preferably on camera.

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  • [–] 42 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    i want him to be eating on camera and then accidentally elvis himself

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  • [–] 58 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    During one of his dumb speeches in front of a crowd of MAGA idiots ..... right in the middle of making one of his dumb statements, just suddenly stops, stares into space and falls over.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago

    Preferably saying something stupid like "Folks, let me tell you something — if I’m wrong, if the Republican Party is wrong — and by the way, we’re not — but if we were wrong, then may God strike me down right now! But it’s not gonna happen, because we’re doing what’s right for America. Believe me."

    Love to see how they would try to spin that being his last words.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Oh definitely the stairs, since that's the "frail old man" tell that he seems most afraid of. And with nobody anywhere near him, and on a beautiful clear day with no wind and no sun in his eyes.

    It has to be clear as day that it was a failure of his body and not foul play or trickery.

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