What I would say to my boss at work if I had balls

this lil bandit 🥺

...he's a vintner...

I believe it is seagrape. (Not the same as the edible seaweed popular in Asia.)

https://gardeningsolutions.ifas.ufl.edu/plants/trees-and-shrubs/trees/seagrape/

What are those fruit like things

For sure this guy is just waiting for you to leave so he can get at them fruits

One more for fun.

Looks like the right house to me.

bellyrubs?

It’s like that nose is begging to be booped 😭

You're a treasure to me, little garbage ninja. :)

:3

Small raccoon. May you grow big.

This happy guy is from Juniper Wildlife Rescue.

You know, my first thought was “that raccoon has way too much torso.”

What an odd thought to have.

I blame Jimothy for that.

FEETS

Have you tried being incredibly wealthy?

Can't relate

in the original, he's got murder of crows along his arms.

maybe that mistake was in the original, or maybe AI AI'd it

Why are his index fingers like that?

Me. I want to befriend the woodland critters.

Fuck those little thieving bastards. Now if it was a possum, I'd be lost in the woods

The thing was rabies. Every damn time!

Maybe not next time though.

Ummmmmmm....

I have followed raccoons into the woods.

Not so much for that reason as curiosity, but the little fuckers are hard to find when a giant, smelly ape is failing his stealth checks due to not being able to see jack shit without a flashlight, and the flashlight just makes them go still enough they're hard to see against the now shadow heavy undergrowth while your night vision is destroyed.

That being said, 10/10 tour of the Ohio woods. Best part of the entire trip