The thing was rabies. Every damn time!

Maybe not next time though.

Ummmmmmm....

I have followed raccoons into the woods.

Not so much for that reason as curiosity, but the little fuckers are hard to find when a giant, smelly ape is failing his stealth checks due to not being able to see jack shit without a flashlight, and the flashlight just makes them go still enough they're hard to see against the now shadow heavy undergrowth while your night vision is destroyed.

That being said, 10/10 tour of the Ohio woods. Best part of the entire trip

Me. I want to befriend the woodland critters.

They know where the special mushrooms are

I'mma get up in that racoons guts.

Fuck those little thieving bastards. Now if it was a possum, I'd be lost in the woods