Go eat some Carolina reapers but don't use any fat/oil based substances to clean your mouth

I tried that oil thing the last time my hands got too spicy and I was super disappointed it didn't do anything. I even tried again a few minutes later because it was so ineffectual but nothing.

I mean I have a pretty high spice tolerance and in my cocky youth I took up a friend's offer of some Carolina reapers and had about a nail's size of the chillies and I was definitely not okay after 2 hours

I'm wondering how much his empire lost in value with Russia's economy going down.

You only get farts from dairy? I wish.

Full on Wietrzyk!

Putin is probably a trillionaire, he's rumoured to have long been the richest person in the world in truth, since at least like ten years ago. ie, he owns all the vodka production, a traditional monopoly of the tsar. But he's pieces of all the businesses they say, in secret holding companies or whatever.

When I got into dehydrating, I looked up things to dehydrate and man I'm so glad everyone was shouting warnings about not dehydrating peppers in the house, you'd gas yourself out lol

You folks don't use a poop harness mounted to the ceiling? One you get good at aiming, there's hardly any splatter at all!

yeah some nans have a sense of humor, would you rather have a silly lady or a vicious karen?

I had this only once and it was so bad. I thought it would only hurt going in and coming out, as per ush.

It’s more weird than awful. It’s not nearly as hot as the lava poops but you can definitely feel it.

Bullshit. Your mouth would be 100% ok after two hours. This whole post is full of shit.

LoL, when I make salsa it involves broiling peppers and it basically makes the entire house feel like you got tear gassed.

If I do that I bet my farts will propel me so hard I'll break the sound barrier

Yeah my friend dehydrates and grinds them outside or in his shed depending on the weather.

big badda boooooom

I get at least 40 grams in a day, that doesn't do shit for spicy intestines

Haven't dealt with hot piss before but I've had ear ringing haha. Idk what I'd do if the capsaicin made it to my bladder. That sounds awful

...now, let's discuss the sink.

I have a saying "if I had your money I'd burn mine".

As a frequent eater of really spicy food, nope, I'm usually just fine. Eat more fiber y'all!.

I've had a couple of bowls of Tom Yum soup that did me in

My dad loves spicy food, so my mom grows habaneros and jalapenos for him out in her garden. One year she even did some Carolina reapers, but she refused after the first year. When the harvest is winding down, she dehydrates them and grinds them into a powder for him to use as a seasoning.

I made the mistake of visiting them when she was doing that. She was walking around with a mask and goggles and I quickly figured out why. The dehydrator turns the kitchen into a biohazard zone. Like tear gas all throughout.