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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

If I do that I bet my farts will propel me so hard I'll break the sound barrier

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[–] miked@piefed.social 1 point 3 hours ago

You only get farts from dairy? I wish.

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 hours ago

Full on Wietrzyk!

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