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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Yeah but intestinal capscasin overload plus lactose intolerance is a whole nother world of hurt.

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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

If I do that I bet my farts will propel me so hard I'll break the sound barrier

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[–] miked@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago

You only get farts from dairy? I wish.

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Full on Wietrzyk!

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

big badda boooooom

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