Go Hank! It’s your birthday! :)

Every day, doc. Every fucking day. That MAN. In the gray outfit, driving the gray boxy truck with the eagle on the side. He has the fuckin' AUDACITY to deliver Mom's mail. Mom almost never gets good mail, man. Wait...mailman? WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WHERE ARE YOU AT, YOU MOTHERFUCKER???? I'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF!!! Wait. Where was I? Oh! That's right. Most mail she gets, she opens, then it makes her sad! Why does that man only bring Mom bad things? AND WHY ARE THEY ALL CALLED BILL? WHO IS BILL?

Okay, let's paws and reflect on that.

"How have things been since our last session?"

"Ruff."

Interference, automatic first down.

#humanslop

This is not dog than AI. Post a real dog.

Those are the eyes of an addict.

Shame bramble can’t post real dogs….

C/hallmark crap.

#humanslop

#fischerpricemyfirstinternet

Indeed. That choice increased my incredibly short block list by one.

What's meeting your dog that is better than people got to do with it?

That's the problem we have with the chi-wenie. He was always food motivated before, but now that he's on prednisone he's starving 24/7 and sits there and meeps at us (me specifically) non-stop.

Was the hateful slur against disable people really necessary to make your point?

You must not have met my dog then.

Ah, yes, just click this sketchy.link and give me your credit card info and the 3 numbers at the back and I'll send you a pdf of Napoleon Hills think and Grow Rich bastarized even more than it already was by AI that will make you rich if you are willing and able to put in the effort

My dog lies about having been fed all the time.

I did, nothing like that in my country, no idea where this comes from

Me too. And my dog has severe anxiety.

I just wanna x2 this.

Yeah, its totally normal for many dogs to see a kind of kennel as essentially 'their bedroom'.

Now, my family and myself have raised a few dogs, always after adopting them.

We didn't use kennels often, just beds in a kind of nook or cranny of the house/apartment. We'd only use kennels if they were so rambunctious that they became problematically instrusive to another dog's bed zone.

(We'd just stagger an older dog, and a younger dog, usually 3-5 years apart in age)

Only one of them was actually afraid of kennels, and thats because the home we adopted her from...

Not only did they physically abuse her by letting toddler humans try to ride this under 1.5 yo dog like a horse, they also put her kennel in the cold, unlit, garage, and would just forget her there, without food or water, sometimes soiling herself from not being let out in over 24 hrs.

That dog legitimately had PTSD her whole life... she only ever actually barked maybe 5 times in her whole life, because the first 1.5 yrs of her life, she got smacked every time she barked, by these original owner people.

Otherwise she'd do this kind of mumbling, internally suppressed bark. Nothing was wrong with her voicebox, we checked. She just legit had PTSD, and the few times she did get so concerned or excited that she did actually bark, she would then also begin full body quivering, expecting someone to hit her.

We obviously never did that. Goddamnit, I loved that dog.

So anyway, basically, thats the level of fucked up and horrible you have to be to a dog, to make them genuinely afraid of kennels.

But yeah, if you are not horrible demon people who use a dog kennel as a dog torture device, then yeah, most dogs will just view them as basically their bedroom.

Our dog constantly lies to us. His a manipulative little fucker.

Don't get a Chui-wenie

That's how ours look when it's carrot time. They're both junkies for them.

I firmly believe their dog is better than me. I've met many a dog and that's pretty much my finding across the board.

he seems scared of that carrot 😂

Why does the dog get its own private space?

ftfy

Most dogs love their crates. Everyone needs a little personal space sometimes.

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