What's meeting your dog that is better than people got to do with it?

That's Gary

I specifically requested brunch

Liquidated. Líquidized is different

Bwaaahhh! Aw, dang ol' red alert, man! Some kinda emergency or somethin'? Talkin' 'bout sirens blarin', people runnin' 'round like headless targs... wha's goin' on, man? You better be tellin' me somethin' 'bout a dang ol' romulan or somethin', 'cause I'm fixin' to get outta here, man... uh... yeah...

I always heard it as "shove one copy way up your butt"

Why delete the files when I can just delete the computer? 🔥🔥🔥

I have these cheap ass mango cherry popsicles I get from the local carneceria. Fantastic after lighting your mouth on fire with capsaicin

I haven't been able to find mala seasonings and that hurts me

OH FUCK THAT'S WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO TODAY

I was not traveling I was conveying. Now give me the ball

They chose to vote for a braindead, corrupt bully

That was the state of Nevada in general, but Vegas, en large, voted for a different corrupt bully