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[–] 49 points 3 weeks ago* (6 children)

That's because that pile of gold was borrowed from a bank against the billionaires assets, it's akshually debt! ☝🤓

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  • [–] 24 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    Then we'll tax your assets, then.

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  • [–] 27 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    But it's akshually mostly in stocks.

    In Ireland, we get taxed for unrealised gains on ETFs every eight years. If Ireland could fucking do it, there's no reason for other countries not to tax on unrealised gains.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Damn shame the gombeens lowered capital gains tax in the latest budget. But hey, the Living Alone allowance was raised by a whole €3!

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 child)

    As a coffee addict, that €3 could subsidise my regular coffee. I need to scratch my itch, you know? At least I'm not buying the more expensive avocado toasts.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago

    Lmao love to see a DOS meme

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    Some folks are born silver spoon in hand 🎵

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