Cartoon of dog on psychiatrist couch saying "I bark and I bark and yet somehow I'm still unhappy"
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[–] 3 points 1 day ago

Every day, doc. Every fucking day. That MAN. In the gray outfit, driving the gray boxy truck with the eagle on the side. He has the fuckin' AUDACITY to deliver Mom's mail. Mom almost never gets good mail, man. Wait...mailman? WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WHERE ARE YOU AT, YOU MOTHERFUCKER???? I'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF!!! Wait. Where was I? Oh! That's right. Most mail she gets, she opens, then it makes her sad! Why does that man only bring Mom bad things? AND WHY ARE THEY ALL CALLED BILL? WHO IS BILL?

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