Hey we aren't all Swedish, in Denmark it's actually tøøøørbuflååååååpæn

Never used an iphone so a bit out of the loop on what would be negative about it?

Looks like dork

How do they measure an orgasm?

Any chance of VR?

I think they mean SteamOS on other hardware, like a custom built PC.

Kindly don't associate Jackass with the annoying orange.

"I always fill my ballroom, the event is never small. The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all"

Ratshit, batshit, dirty old twat! 69 assholes tied in a knot! Hurray! Lizard Shit... FUCK!

It's not actually him right?

Something about "there's an infinite amount of numbers between 0 and 1, but none of them is 2" idk

Sure but walking home is gonna do jack shit, we gotta focus on the wood chipper part