Wow, imagine being disappointed by your team and the internet decides to immortalize your disappointment.

Now I'm imagining a kid scoring multiple points and the other parents calling him a smurf

Forgetful pickle

As much as I would like to not be tied to red states, the fight for federal assets and military assets would bring a lot of bloodshed. Also, most states do have nukes.

I mean conservatives are the group that needs to hear them out. I already know what they're going to say.

Everything they agree with is part of God's plan. Everything they don't is the work of the devil. When you can control what is "seen" as God's plan, you can control the population. And anyone who disagrees is under the influence of the devil and an enemy. Basic cult mentality.

"I'm glad you changed your last name you son of a bitch!" (Wizards spoilers, but it'll probably make you want to watch to whole movie to figure out how it got here)

I'm good at math, but I dislike it for the same reason I dislike cutting the grass: it's work and my ADHD brain doesn't get reward dopamine for accomplishing work.

People have the memory of a goldfish. In 2028, the democratic candidate is going to have some obscure flaw that'll be pushed to every media station and social network that caters to the party that punishes opponents, and most Americans will forget the past 4 years and focus on this one flaw.

It's the color that can be orange or brown depending on the surrounding colors.

Only looks good on limes

It's just speculation. No real motive has been determined. https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2025-09-12/what-we-know-about-the-suspected-killer-of-charlie-kirk

LA Times wrote this less than 15 minutes ago:

Investigators are still looking through evidence and trying to determine a motive in the slaying.

The only things in writing are the words etched into the bullets, and those are mixed. He wrote an anti-fascist statement on a bullet casing and other text on others, but nothing to indicate he had liberal or conservative ideologies. If anything, he appeared to be mostly mad at the whole system.