[–] 3 points 2 months ago

Did the same thing when I turned 21 with a bowl of Cookie Crisp because "lmao im a growned-up now imma eat growned-up food"

I'd never done combat with a bowl of cereal before, but that was a fight. I made sure to let my friends know what a mistake it was between every bite because my mama raised an honest man. Honest enough, I mean.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago*

    Cat turns into a goose to try and have sex with someone, but it turns out there are still a whole bunch of geese in the world named Zeus and now you just have a goose that climbs on all the furniture.

    (Or a swan or a duck or whatever the hell I just woke up)

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I'd say to take it slow with combat, don't rush in and get smacked too much. Getting hurt too bad in one fight can lower your max HP and have serious repercussions for the next one. Try to make sure you'll be able to make it back to a safe area, and learn when it's time to pull out and do that.

    Also, staying supplied when you head out SHOULD seem obvious, but it's important enough that it still needs to be emphasized. Stay stocked.

    That said, unless you're playing on Hardcore or whatever, there's no chance of permadeath or a game-ending moment. Don't be afraid to go out and explore the map and get your ass beat. Some of the most fun parts of my run were being fucked up beyond belief and going "how the hell am I gonna make it back?"

    Bring a friend if you can. On PC, you can mod it so you can play with more than one other person. My run was myself and two others. I doubt I would've made it to the end of the story otherwise. :P

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  • [–] 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    "Thou shalt not lay with a man as thou would a woman."

    But, if you're a gay man, you wouldn't want to lay with a woman.

    So, if you have sex with a man, it wouldn't be "as thou would [lay with] a woman," since thou wouldn't lay with women in the first place.

    So, see? It was never a sin!

    (Gets more complicated when you're bi, but I think if you only bottom for men and top for women- or vice-versa- it probably still works out)

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