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[–] 13 points 4 months ago (1 child)

Me naming my goldfish "Yahweh" and my cat "Allah" (nobody else has thought to do this)

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago*

    Cat turns into a goose to try and have sex with someone, but it turns out there are still a whole bunch of geese in the world named Zeus and now you just have a goose that climbs on all the furniture.

    (Or a swan or a duck or whatever the hell I just woke up)

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