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[–] 39 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Nope.

It's a sin because every sperm is sacred and should only be used for one purpose.

Any sex act that isn't cismale trying to impregnate a cisfemale is a sin.

That's according to them.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    "Thou shalt not lay with a man as thou would a woman."

    But, if you're a gay man, you wouldn't want to lay with a woman.

    So, if you have sex with a man, it wouldn't be "as thou would [lay with] a woman," since thou wouldn't lay with women in the first place.

    So, see? It was never a sin!

    (Gets more complicated when you're bi, but I think if you only bottom for men and top for women- or vice-versa- it probably still works out)

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago

    It’s not gay if your penises touch inside a woman.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Wasn’t that the justification the Greeks used in ancient times? Sex with the wife at home and with the guys at the coliseum or wherever for fun or sport…?

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    We need more sex lawyers.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    It's called sodomy

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