It's also short.

Will the doctor help me if it’s hard for longer than 4 hours? 🥺

Isn't there a snake venom that makes it hard for the rest of your life (without antidote)

Sometimes I just sigh and think to myself, gosh, I wish life wasn't so turgid and veiny with a huge bulbous head and pre-cum dripping down the shaft.

If the hard-on lasts for more than several decades call nobody.

If your life is hard for more than 4 hours, consult a doctor.

Lol jk that's too expensive.

2026 begs to differ.

And if it's hard for far longer than it should be, that's an indication that something is wrong.

It's hard every morning waking up though

For once, the truth has been told on the internet.

It’s been up and f everything in sight for a year

And if it’s always down, you can get pills to fix it.

Life is like a penis, its too short

not quite sure how my estrogen injections play into this analogy lol

And sometimes it gets cut short.

Life is like my penis, available upon request

Life comes at you fast.

But it's hard if it's up and not hard if it's down?