Give it some time and that sticker will be a detachable user manual.

What about A Plague Tale: Innocence and A Plague Tale: Requiem played by Amicia's (main protagonist) voice actress?

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMp9hfhMzmDau8pCXtpOMxA

https://inv.nadeko.net/playlist?list=PLlyVpiQZgnX9XLvLPqIthA-COtetrtm_P

I had a Pico 4 VR headset for a while, and there's this software called UEVR (I think that was the name) that lets you turn any Unreal Engine (I think 4 and 5)game into steresocopic 3D. It wasn't plug and play and you had to tinker quite a bit, but it was doable. I played most of Trepang2 this way and it was great. This was done by a single person IIRC, I believe Valve could do something even better if they get to it.

(Is there any sane alternative to SQL?)

Yes, no SQL.

My Legion Go runs CachyOS and it works like a charm.

Same, and the only few problems I've ever had with it have been due to Nvidia drivers, so not on them.

If not him, someone who's a fan of him.

I played it through Lutris for a while a few years ago.

Yes

You could try CachyOS on the Deck, I used it for a few months and it worked great. It's practically the same as SteamOS but with pacman and paru available, with all the advantages this brings.

I sold my Deck and bought a Legion Go, and I'm also using CachyOS here. Same results.