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Programmers are no longer needed! (lemmy.ml)

submitted 11 months ago by cm0002@lemmings.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago (3 children)

So is COBOL.

(Is there any sane alternative to SQL?)

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[–] drasglaf@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago (1 child)

(Is there any sane alternative to SQL?)

Yes, no SQL.

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[–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I lol’d

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[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago

(Is there any sane alternative to SQL?)

Well there is our lord and savior, or so I'm told by many MBA(s), No SQL

Oh wait you said Sane. Nevermind.

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