Looks like a Rick and Morty universal leveling grid. Of course the cat would want to stay in there.

Yeah, missing the recording of that interview of Herzog saying,” you will fail “ could be the greatest failing of our culture.

Won’t somebody think of the private equity firms?!?

Blood capitalism

Isn’t that what Mushrooms is like?

It’s just codifying the 77 stable beta increments they’ve released since 2.0.

1400 hours... He might understand late-game efficiencies and modularization. it's nice to see he's starting to take an interest.

Chris, we miss you

Boy, take out that one line, and the whole poem becomes something else.

If you see santorum, there's a party going on!

We wanted our gargantuan parking lot to be unique, so we said goodbye to boring numbered lot sections. You don’t want to park in Lot A, Section 2. You want the excitement of remembering whether you left the car in the Verizon Lot or the GrubHub: Powered by Seamless—A DoorDash Experience Lot. Here’s a hint: You parked in the Dippin’ Dots Overflow Lot and your car was towed.

Poetry.

Yeah. The kid-making process is actually pretty cool.