Won’t somebody think of the private equity firms?!?
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Weird that the first bit of consumer investment advice you get is to manage risk and to avoid overleveraging because nobody's coming to save you, yet when the big fish fuck around they expect bailouts and golden parachutes.
Hard to find even a shred of empathy towards that situation. Don't play fuck around if you don't want to find out.
It's almost as if you take on some risk when you buy companies 🤔
"When they go down, either you need to bail them out, or you need to find someone to save them..."
Answered their own question.
God I hope the PE glut nukes itself. That would be so fucking incredible for the long term, in so many different ways, in a ton of different domains.
As long as there's capitalism, there'll be capitalists. I get poo-pooed almost every time I say this, but you'll never convince me the words capitalism and capitalize - meaning "to take advantage of" - are unrelated. Yeah, the inevitable massive recession/depression that is coming will cause some regulation to happen, but those behind it will do their damnedest to keep it as minimal as possible so they can pull their shit again, followed by gradual perversion of any regs they can't prevent from the get-go.
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TL;DR: They may dig their graves, but - like the undead - they'll be back to suck the life out of the living.
One has to ask "Where does the money in private equity come from?" and the answer is "high net worth individuals and institutions" i.e. billionaires make up a large part, and the rest is other large pools of cash such as sovereign wealth funds, pension funds, etc.
So the answer is that private equity phenomenon is the result of income inequality, i.e. people with large quantities of cash that they personally have no idea what to do with.
The extremely rich loan their money to "private equity fund managers" who charge exorbitant fees and comissions to make sure that their clients' cash doesn't lose value to inflation.
So if you're asking why a nice small company that you like gets bought by private equity, then enshittified or closed down, not because it isn't profitable, but because it isn't making enough money, there's your answer.
It's not income inequality, because for tax purposes most billionaires don't take an income. It's wealth inequality.
Mostly spot on. I'd add that a lot of pensions and 401ks are wrapped up in private equity/credit as they've been showing good returns (on paper at least). I'm rooting for their demise but expect if/when they take a big hit, it won't just be billionaires hurt
We need a law banning private equity firms in medical care and residential housing. Actually, they shouldn't be allowed period. Nobody can start a business with their stupid high ever increasing rents. They are a scourge to society and should be penalized out of it.
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