Turned out a bunch of devs at my old job enjoyed more things in common than just shitting on project managers.

We Aussies just sorta mumble to each other,
'oygarn?
nbadyou?
eh.. *shrugs

Anything more than two syllables are not worth saying.

Keywords for people that would like to know more: "sleep hygiene"

Any type of bread following the same standard will fit into a standard toaster.

Yes, but. Have you seen the sheer number of motorcycles in most parts of Asia?

50s = just under a minute

No take. Only give.

Art should evoke feelings. Disgust is a feeling. Tell her she's a great artist.

"implementing things in non-standard ways", have been their modus operandi for about 3 decades now

And one you can use with 3 of your mates! Great for those sleepovers

Ehhh... The sharp implement battles have kinda always been there. Knifepoint didn't earn it's nickname for nothing.

And the kids have graduated to using VPN; which I believe has always been the endgame for the govt. How many times have they tried to ban encryption?

"The laws of mathematics is well and good, but we respect the laws of Australia here" - Some knob that somehow managed to become PM

"Quickly" is right. Soon as they started being mobile, we've not been able to distract them from whatever they're trying to get to.

"No, you can't have chilli con carne yet. Here's some of your favourite snacks instead"

*Ignored them all and keeps trying to reach for my food. They turned red and ran away screaming when I relented and gave them what was more chilli than carne.

Then they did it again the next day with the exact same result. Guess you're never too young to learn about reproducibility of results.