It’s an egg cooker. You put the eggs inside, aim it at a rock or something, fire, and breakfast is served baby.

FWF system

Fleshlight with friends!

The spiciest fleshlight

STARS...

Surplus fleshlight ftw!

Ask Rae Dawn Chong, she has experience handling that ordnance. Just make sure it’s not pointed backwards.

The Widowmaker

I like the "send a gift" button at the bottom.
Could use it to send a Coupon for a Lawyer.

Are those things useless after being fired? I remember we had sone sort of missile launcher as a kid that was a one time use type deal

It's a vape

Homer's makeup gun, Kristi Noem edition.

This suspiciously looks like the same one I saw on a YT channel that they go explore abandoned areas. I think it was a bunker that time. I forgot what country.