It's an accounting trick. It uses a different budget....

Please keep slop away from LOTR. I can't believe I even need to ask

Yes but when do you get freedom from your kids.

Because those fuckers are up at 645 AM daily.

If I go to sleep early, I start being responsible whenevee they see me, and they wake up at 645 AM. If I stay up late, then I get peace at night, and in the morning

Where we play knife monopoly...

If we the "the last normal generation"

Doesn't that then make us Abby Normal?

I agree. We should work on 3d printing wood. Stick houses are superior

There could also be True Volume setting. My sound system has both.

True Volume I would say takes the top 25% and bottom 25% to meet in the middle. The night mode goes even further - it makes it quite narrow.

I would recommend downloading the manual and crtl+f the pdf. That's much faster that trying to read the thing (If you still have it)

They do this at our Post Office.

The Union says you must get a raise after 12 months of continuous employment.

Well wouldn't you know it. They only write contracts for 50 weeks employment and 0 PTO. They phrase this contract as if it's how they "gift" you 2 weeks of vacation. My coworkers didn't understand it until we got to week 49...

But it really makes you feel like Spiderman You have tinnitus

At least some of those audio engineers go home everyday to listen on their $300 Roku TV so it really makes no sense. I know some.

Audio Engineering is not some lofty high-paying profession.

Wait... Is this a real thing?

I'm not rich enough to have ever been to the Opera

Night mode does the same thing on your TV, or sound bar/system.

That she has a gun?

No matter which one I get. It's always missing the one I need 😢

Chip off the L-bit and now you have Allen Keys that will fit into any drill chuck

The soundtrack is an absolute banger. It is a perfect 5/7 at what it sets out to do.

My only qualm with it is that you cannot save during a run. You either complete it, or you die. And runs can take up to an hour.

It says

O Toad I Gave you 500X times the rec dose of lsd, hopefully this cures your chronic ankle pain

Am colorblind. That was rough....

If they invented dust-resistant lenses. What would BIG T-shirt do? Crop tops would be everywhere

Hence the phrase

The things you own, own you

They mostly hire high school, college age students. Sorry :(