Most likely explanation: a Jack Russell Terrier learned how to post to craigslist.

"Also, the chasing has to happen on my island."

I so much want to believe that this is someone who just wants to play the kind of tag that they have always dreamt of as a kid.

A dog wrote this

Is this the shitty internet version of "The Most Dangerous Game"?

I'm curious how much this pays

“BTW, I’ll have a chainsaw”.

Any grown adults want to meet up to play tag in the woods?

Someone should tell this person about tag...

"The chase doesn't stop until I'm inside you"

you can go real fast

I'm out 🙌

That's a lot of conditions, he better be paying well.

This is a sex thing btw

How some men want to date:

I want to be chased

:3

either it's a kink, or a 5 year old asked an AI agent to find some people to play tag

No bikes. But a car, that's okay 👍

This feels like that one bratty kid you might've played with who insisted on making up all the rules of the game but to somehow benefit him. The kind of kid who told you what dialogue to say when you were playing pretend. Basically Eric Cartman.

I would do this.

The ol David Lynch workout.

He didn't mention attire. I imagine him showing up with a costume for you to wear, "not because I told you to, but because you think it".

This is just a trail run with one extra step

That's a new one. An offshoot of footies?

Um, okay but I'm slow and not a very good catch.