I've seen him several times. He's great, as are Squirrel Nut Zippers.

You're right. It's 55p for 1 in Tesco, the utter shits. I'll amend.

People in the UK use imperial for all kinds of things all the time, not just distance. I don't know anyone who knows their height in centimetres. Everyone still uses feet and inches. Land is still usually discussed in sq ft, acres, hectares etc. Weight (of a person) is still stones and pounds.

10 sherbet dib-dabs, a croissant, a lighter, and a straw.

Whilst that's true, this is specifically what a census is for - putting things into groups.

You assume I'm being serious

But it clearly said the puzzles can only be solved with a 180 iq and/or that it's impossible. They surely wouldn't lie.

*teat

As a Whistler, I'm guessing that was Ennio Morricone's theme from The Good, The Bad and the Ugly.

Every toilet you go into you're stuck in a room with some different levels of people's shit, I'd wager, minuscule or otherwise.

That's the majority of South America.

Never punch down.

Judge a man by how he treats those beneath him, not his equal or those above him.

It'd be a real shame if it burned to the ground.

Big ball and chain thing for knocking down buildings for me

I block and move on with my life. I'm here for memes, shitposts, and pics.

Gluttonous is not the same a glutenous