That would be a goose, sir.

Clearly worth it for GWAR and Primus. Both excellent live.

Do they?

Mild dish soap and distilled water for the leather. Rub it with a microfibre cloth and dry. Buff in some leather conditioner afterwards. I can't imagine snot and spit will be too difficult to remove.

I've seen him several times. He's great, as are Squirrel Nut Zippers.

You're right. It's 55p for 1 in Tesco, the utter shits. I'll amend.

People in the UK use imperial for all kinds of things all the time, not just distance. I don't know anyone who knows their height in centimetres. Everyone still uses feet and inches. Land is still usually discussed in sq ft, acres, hectares etc. Weight (of a person) is still stones and pounds.

10 sherbet dib-dabs, a croissant, a lighter, and a straw.

Whilst that's true, this is specifically what a census is for - putting things into groups.

You assume I'm being serious

But it clearly said the puzzles can only be solved with a 180 iq and/or that it's impossible. They surely wouldn't lie.

*teat