I’m definitely not attractive enough for my water to be hard

Yeah, I don’t think any computer has supported a mouse on the parallel port.

Oh, I bet I could touch the tip of your nose with my tongue, too

As a fellow parent of a teenager, that’s where my thoughts went

How did Sasaki not see Yamada / Tayama are the same person?

Pissing on an AS400 is kinda fun, especially if it’s running and not backed up

Maple you can try again

Looking for anti patterns and other code smells is a big part of it. One of the most overlooked pieces I see from new code reviewers is missing new code that allows documentation to go stale. Any changes to code that do not update corresponding documentation is by far one of the easiest way to cause confusion for new team members spinning up. Also, when looking at those documentation updates, verifying the code changes fit in those.

What is wrong with America? Get your damn country in order.

We’re stupid

And they have Branson

Branson has Yakov Smirnoff, I think that negates anything good about Missouri.

No

During this time, other settlements were developing across the river on the Kansas side in Wyandotte County. Some of these small towns incorporated as Kansas City, Kansas, in 1872. By naming this town after the growing city on the Missouri side of the state line, city leaders in Kansas were able to capitalize on the success of Kansas City, Missouri. It’s also possible that the people in Wyandotte County felt that they had more right to the name “Kansas City” than the people of Missouri had.

How about the murderers for what they were wearing?