I only drink pH14 water

whatever kills you makes you stronger!

If you use sodium hydroxide to raise your the ph of the water, you can also make yourself into soap!

Edit: e tú, autocorrect?

Leatherface only needed 3 faces. That should be enough for the rest of us.

You do you, but I'm going to stick with the recommendation of one per day. Any more than that just seems wasteful.

This one always makes me crazy. Our stomachs work to keep an acidic environment for our protection and digestion.

Hey! Maybe I should sand off the skin on my body to get more vitamin D when I sunbathe! 🫪

It’s marketing bs because there is pseudoscience that the cause of cancer and other illnesses is from acids and alkaline water will prevent you from those illnesses even though it’s completely bunk and push by the same people who think essential oils can heal you too

Just add a little squirt of lemon for flavour.

It is good for reflux, as it helps to remove acidity from the esophagus.

But after it gets to the stomach and meets your stomach acid, it doesn’t matter. It’s not gonna change stomach acidity or pH level in intestines, but can help with reflux symptoms and avoid esophagal erosion (which can lead to cancer).

So it’s something that is useful, but for different reasons than most people think.

You really have a problem with the alkaline water and not cutting someone's face and sewing in place of yours?

Beat me to it.

What does that even mean?

Memes don't count

It's probably meant to say"no excessive sugar" which isn't a lot

Probably no refined sugars; so no eating processed foods.

Wait till they find out why fruit tastes sweet, and what starch is made of.

If you can't sleep 8 hours within a 30 day period, you should seek medical help. I can sleep 8+ hours in just a week, and I'm not even that good at sleeping.