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[–] 32 points 4 months ago (1 child)

"Wanna box for that?"

"No, but I'll wrestle you for dessert"

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago

    When do I get off? Hopefully at the same time as you.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    Been years since i had the privilege of spooning. Would be so nice.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I'm available this afternoon.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    "How the fuck else am I gunna eat it?"

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago

    How about a fork right now? That'd be knife of you.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    And then the retail employee sighs inwardly at the "joke" she hears from a dozen aggravating boomer customers a week and has to keep a big customer-service smile on for.

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