algaeda

Import emus who will eat algae and then nuke the White House to get rid of emus. Problem solved!

Whoever does those signs through Orinda is always on fire and they’re always so consistently topical.

Grab em by the flaggella

The thin green line.

Careful or he will nuke the algae

To be fair, as someone who's fought algae for years, I can attest that it's fucking hard to do.

But I lost the battle for way less than 300 million dollars.

Honestly, throwing money in the pond would probably work. Specifically pennies. Dissolve enough copper and you'll have a vivid blue reflecting pool that also happens to be toxic to algae (and most other life forms).

Algae survived the biggest disasters the planet ever has seen. Don't underestimate algae. It will be your death.

It was those witches again. They cursed the national Mall to remain green until the unredacted Epstein files are released and the child rapists finally face justice.

Is that northbound 101 out of San Luis Obispo?

Let the algae turn into oil.

How high up is that bridge? 30 feet?

It'd be environmentally catastrophic but I'd be kinda curious what happens if we dumped 300 billion worth of ammonia fertilizer into one part of the ocean as 'repirations to the algae' XKCD style.