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[–] 14 points 4 months ago (1 child)

Don’t forget daily dementia tests

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    also the only president to hire a haemorrhoid wrangler

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Only 3 a day? Doubtful.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    I hear he has the healthiest bowl movements doctors have ever seen in the history of the human species, though.

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