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[–] 41 points 4 months ago

"They don't know I shat my pants"

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  • [–] 37 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    They're instinctively moving away from the horrific odor.

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  • [–] 31 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    There's something cartoonish about his whole appearance.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    At this point, I'm convinced that his face isn't makeup or bronzer but rather an accident resulting from a golden shower he received from a underaged Russian girl who was on some kind of supplement that turned her pee bright orange

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    The entire lot of this admin are social outcasts who have an axe to grind because no one ever wanted to play with them, because they are terrible people. Trump, Miller, Musk, Hegseth, and so, so many more. The cabinet is stacked to the top with napolean-complex-man-children who what to punish everyone for they way they were treated in high school. Pathetic.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    At least with Trump I feel like he's never had a real friend, because he thinks love is weakness. Like never had someone to call at 1am when he's stressing, no one to can for a beer and accidentally turn it into 20 and definitely no one who would help him move house at the drop of a hat

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago
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    The most powerful man in the world can't even buy respect.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    The man who holds the position that used to be considered by many as the most powerful position in the world.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    However you feel about him or the position, he's the guy who can affect the most things in the world at any given moment, hence, most powerful. Being a narcissistic, incompetent moron makes him more dangerous, not less powerful.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    For an instant I felt sorry for him. But only for an instant. Forgive me.

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    [–] 86 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    “They don’t know I soiled myself”

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago

    “They don’t know how strong and smart I am.”

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Poor, poor Gollum. Shitting in a corner all by himself.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    dumb dumb dumb dumb dooo waaah

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