And his post was clearly written by AI. The phrasing of "This is not X, it is Y", is super typical for ChatGPT prose

“I was in Taiwan and had tea on the balcony.”

AI;DR

"Yeah, we ordered those on Amazon. Do you have any idea how expensive traditional clay pots are? Dumbfucks are just going to drop and break them anyway."

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

I read a LinkedIn post on Lemmy today.

The style was concise. Painfully concise. Sentences filed down to icepicks that stabbed at my sanity. And yet, somehow completely superfluous - how is this possible?

The answer separates ordinary workers from real paradigm-shifters in the modern economy: AI.

You dont have to like it. But when I get an application, I dont even read the resume. Skills and hard work don't matter anymore. That's what AI is for.

What matters is the cover letter. I look for jargon. Short, meaningless catchphrases. Humblebrags.

I dont want the next great engineer. I want the next great LinkedIn poster.

Welcome to the vaporware job market. Get on board or get left behind.

So insightful and profound. He should start his own religion!

I understand the words. I understand them together.

I do not understand what the point of the original post was, other than a linkedinlunatic huffing their own farts.

Does this person think their post will be seen by a recruiter who will go "yes, this is who we need heading our (insert department/company here)!"

He made a post about this? Why?

I want my minute from skimming his post back please.

This reads like someone who has read everything William Gibson ever wrote without understanding that it was all making fun of people like him.

this was written by AI, no doubt

#StrategicForesight

Sounds like the rubbish the Starbucks CEO was on about not so long back. Each visit an 'experience', or something.

When did marketing decide I had to have orgasms to be able to drink tea or coffee?

People who use phrases like "premium hydration" should get slapped in the face.

What's the last drink you had that felt like an experience, not just a beverage?

Earl Grey with mint tea, citrus juice, hot weather.

Christ, brother.