I, too, always keep an open bottle of vodka in my car, accessible from the driver's seat. It's just common sense.
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Having a drink to calm the nerves is one thing, but spending several minutes taking shots of vodka before a date sounds like straight-up alcoholic behavior. Unless OP is greatly exaggerating, either she has a massive tolerance, or she would end up a drunken mess in front of her date, which would probably be much worse than a case of the nerves.
If I knew my date hand just taken five shots in short order the first thing I'd probably ask them is, "Can I call you a cab?"
What if you had also taken five shots in short order?
The plot thickens.
To be fair they said “5 minutes” but did not give a number of shots.
“s” implies at least 2, leaving some wiggle room that they where not accustomed to strong liquor and had trouble getting It down. 2 of them because they underestimate the effect of just one.
I'm pretty resistant to alcohol and numbing medications. I could do two double shots and just barely have the edge taken off.
Of course, I'd not even consider drinking to ease nerves, and there's no f'ing way I'd be doing shots in my car; that's a great way to get a DUI in most places.
You're not even supposed to have alcohol within arms reach. Technically they can pull you over for having it on the back seat although I'm not sure how they would notice that.
Sort of reminds me of the time my friend fixed me up with a friend of his partner.
OK its not the same but we met up at a nice chinese restaurant in amsterdam and I immediately found my date very hot. We had chemistry right away! When the server came to take the drink order my date lean in close and whisper to my ear "only get a mixer" as she pressed two small bottles into my hand and then winked at me.
Turned out she is a flight attendant for klm and her purse was full of them!
This is why we should normalize committing societal faux pas and crimes on dates! Sounds like it was an incredibly fun time
I have not been on too many first dates, but I usually try to find something moderately illegal to set the vibe.
My now-wife hid me from police one of the first times we hung out, couldn't agree more!
When the server came to take the drink order my date lean in close and whisper to my ear “only get a mixer” as she pressed two small bottles into my hand and then winked at me.
Marriage Material
Are you George Clooney from the 2009 comedy/romance Up in the Air?
Dating is fine. Alcoholism is tough.
Yup, dating didn't make her drink. Also I wouldn't want to date someone who can't function without alcohol.
Theres a difference between "i need to drink before socializing" and "i may not have dated in a while and a buzz would help calm the nerves". theres plausoble explanation for this.
And there's a difference between "I'll have a sip of vodka to loosen me up" and "I'll 'pound shots' and 'chug vodka for 5 minutes'"
She could have just had a shot and spent the 4 minutes making wrenching faces holding it down.....
But then the guy wouldn't have "watched her chug vodka for 5 minutes" he would have watched her take one shot and 4.9 minutes not chugging. I don't think they mean chugging for 5 minutes straight but I also think it's silly to pretend like it was a teensy sip of vodka. Also the thing says pound shots so it's at least 2.
My only proper post-bar one night stand, we got to my place, and the girl pulled out of her purse the largest bottle of vodka seemingly imaginable. It was like some disturbing Mary Poppins shit and really was an appropriate harbinger of everything that followed.
Did she put it in your butthole?
No, that was a different girl, whole other thing. It just escalated quickly for a guy who isn't super the taking girls home from the beeeest honky tonk in Utah type. It'd all sound made up, but it's just how it accidentally happened. But I'm not divulging mostly because it'd probably be super vanilla to you freaks. (jk kind of)
Did she jump on top or just leave the lights on?
They did mention Utah, so probably took off the special underwear, jump humped, and then soaked in god's loophole until morning.
Oh man soaking in god’s loophole after a night at the bar sounds like a great way to get shit on.

Primarily, she wanted me to fist her and spit in her mouth, which. .in some other context, FINE, maybe? Maybe after your name sticks in memory or like...maybe next time? Preferably still probably no? I just wanted sex, it'd been awhile, Jesus Christ. We already went to Denny's. Idk you just had to be there. I don't kiss and tell. I'm a gentleman.
You might not kiss and tell but you do fist and tell.
Probably my closest real life example to this was I had a breakfast date, but I ended up getting pretty drunk at a party the night before and showed up still drunk :(
I felt like an ass.
We went on a few more dates but then she suddenly stopped texting me. She messaged me like 2 months later and said there was a death in her family and she was sorry, but we didn’t set up any dates after that.
That was a rollercoaster of a story with a disappointing end.
Ok but if you're nervous, presumably there's an expectation that it might not go well...and then you'll want to leave...in your car...while all that vodka seeps into your brain.
Someone who openly drinks while they're sitting in the driver's seat can get a DUI from that alone. They aren't caring about driving drunk, I'd wager.
I'm not sure about every state, but as far as I know that would just constitute an open container. You would have to be over the legal limit with a breathalyzer or blood draw, or fail a roadside sobriety test to receive a DUI charge.
Again, every state/country is different
As an alcoholic… that lady is an alcoholic.
But could totally be a meet-cute for a really bad manga that runs for 74 chapters and then just vanishes.
Reminds me of a first date where I arrived at the bar to find her with her friend, polishing off their second pitcher of margarita. They showed up an hour early to get absolutely smashed. The server came over and gave me a look that screamed, "Run away and don't look back." It was a fun date, but a very short relationship.
I basically did this once.
Except it wasn't alcohol, it was molly.
The date was going poorly, because we were on different levels.
She said I was being egotistical, I apologised and told her I was ballin.
This was hilarious apparently, the date went smooth afterwards.
Pre gaming it is a must in today's economy anyway. Sounds like she had a good idea but rolled a nat 1 in the execution.
Where are young people supposed to even meet each other anymore? JFC the only place they're allowed to be overtly sexual is the bar, where it's expensive now. Dating websites suck now and if you approach anyone anywhere else, you're a creep?
God damn no wonder we have a dwindling population. The only safe options are rich and asexual.
/yells at cloud
The polite thing to do in this instance is to get on her level by pounding your own set of shots.
Keeper/10
Women in movies: "Going to do a full blown date prep montage, complete with song and dance number, where I transform from mousy librarian to runway model over the course of 15 minutes. Come out cool as a cucumber and charming as a prince."
Women in real life: "Going to throw on a top and some jeans, half watch a Netflix special about serial killers while I curl my hair, then down a mug of hard liquor to build up the courage to look a guy I've got a crush on straight in the eyes. Try to make it through dinner without mumbling, burping, or mentioning that I'm on my period."
My date would be over if i saw that they are an alcoholic who drink and drive
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