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[–] 115 points 4 months ago (9 children)

If I knew my date hand just taken five shots in short order the first thing I'd probably ask them is, "Can I call you a cab?"

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago* (5 children)

    What if you had also taken five shots in short order?

    The plot thickens.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    In that case I'd be too busy laughing at my own jokes to do anything useful.

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