Mega Chile and Extended Croatia finally have a proper rival

Dale, if Florida gets one more square foot I'm gonna kick your ass

I love how you can tell that the person who made this knows three things about Florida, and two of them are Jimmy Buffett.

You know the best thing about long Florida is that they give the best Kentucky cock squeezes in the country. In case you didn't know, a Kentucky cock squeeze is when a man or woman gives you a handjob with nothing but the grease on their hands after eating a bucket of KFC.

Double Ended Florida. Is it ribbed? Does it have a bidet?

Poor Tallahassee lost capital status

"French Florida" got me fucking rolling. Holy shit.

Flouroboros

Long long Florida need a Long Long MaaaAAAAaaaaan!!!!

Somewhat reminds me of that "Golden Circle" empire that some pre-american-civil-war slavers wanted to try to make

Now build a low-clearance bridge from the Yucatan to Key West.

Please God no. La is bad enough don't make me florida.

The map reminds me of Sid Meier's Pirates.

How is that still the best pirate game?

FloReachAroundia!

It was all Florida all along...

Gulf of long Florida.

I presume they kicked out all the black people when they renamed New Orleans to New Tampa

Oh, have the decency of taking the part of the island that helps closing the circumference...

All hail Emperor Buffett

Evil Emperor are most often defeated via assassination. Take from that what you owe.

Ah yes, the Golden Circle of Florida

I got invited to Camper Van for vacation this year.

Looks like Florida is still around 90 miles from Cuba.

Seems like a tough country to defend if attacked.

Ok but I'm not convinced this is a terrible idea, maybe if you extend it to the mountain ridges