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[–] 97 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (15 children)

Maybe time travel is real but we're still living at an age where something else is so terrible that nobody from the future wants to travel to our time.

I bet it's because we haven't invented those three seashells yet.

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  • [–] 55 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    "they still capitalist then? Eww. I'll wait"

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  • [–] 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    As much as capitalism is a truly shit system to actually live in, I don’t think it would dissuade time travellers much because it’d make it trivially easy to live like a king with only a little knowledge of the future

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I guess people from a post capitalist society might have issues with exploiting others for their own gain.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago*

    One would hope, but unless greed and the obsession with power is not in our genes there would always be people that try to exploit others. Just like there will always be others trying to end the exploitation.

    Imo, better systems and fair work agreements are how we put a stop to most exploitation being acted upon.

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  • [–] 30 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Time Travel to the past

    Cough due to allergies to future extinct flowers

    Accidentally spready COVID 2089

    90% of the world population dies from futuristic killer super flu

    You fade from existence because you killed all your ancestors

    The paradox causes space time to collapse

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Timelines merged together to "mend and fix" these paradoxes, that’s why we ended in the Mirror-Universe equivalent. Mandela effects are just glitches from the other timeline remnants.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Maybe they didn't come to Stephen Hawkins' party because they found out that he was a pedo.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Even without that (or if he wasn't, was it clear from what came out that he participated and wasn't just another famous science guy Epstein pulled into his orbit without any kids being involved?), I can't think of a single good reason for an actual time traveler to want to go to that party and plenty reasons to stay away from it, like it being the one party most likely to lead to someone else figuring out time travel sooner and taking control of it before you can.

    Though if time travel is possible, I bet it's the branching miltiverse scenario and we're just in a branch where no time travelers have revealed themselves yet. In that reality, there's no reason to avoid his party, other than not wanting to be stuck in a Q&A session with primitive humans. Like I bet any of us would get frustrated going back to the middle ages and how people interested in health won't shut up about fucking humours, muccous, evil spirits, and shit.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Like I bet any of us would get frustrated going back to the middle ages and how people interested in health won’t shut up about fucking humours, muccous, evil spirits, and shit.

    For real. If we wanted to listen to that, we could just look up whatever RFK Jr's talking about. No time machine necessary.

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  • [–] 40 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    WANTED: Someone to go back in time with me. This is not a joke...You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons toilet paper. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

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  • [–] 36 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Or maybe in the 1930s an ad agency invented feeding on people's fears by overstating extremely rare or even nonexistent problems.

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  • [–] 29 points 4 months ago

    Just take your own toilet roll with you. If you get separated from your supply, you probably have bigger problems.

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  • [–] 24 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Growing up in the Soviet Union we had almost pieces of bark in the toilet paper. Never got a splinter I promise.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago* (4 children)

    What was your expirience in the soviet union? Was it as bad as western media says or it was fine/good/not bad?

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  • [–] 27 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I can only speak to my own country, Bulgaria. Some things were worse, some things not as bad. Like we had to wait in line for bread every day but most people in my orbit never went without bread, at least that I knew of. I was a little kid so I'm sure they hid that kind of stuff from me. I got bullied a lot, my mom had ADHD and wouldn't pick me up from school on time so the teachers beat me in retaliation. That kind of shit. I remember people coming in from overseas and sneaking me in a coke for Christmas. They'd sneak in western music and religious stuff. Some of my relatives were sent to camps as political prisoners, most came back eventually. It felt like there was much more solidarity between the people than there is now. Much of that remains.

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  • [–] 23 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    The first bidets came about around 1700 and were manually filled. Indoor plumbing meant recognizable non-poo filled ones in the 1800s, but the modern toilet seat one was 1964, so keep that in mind wrt time travel.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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    Weird that in my language "garderoba" means "changing room." As in clothes changing room.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    residents hung their clothing in garderobe shafts specifically to rid them of fleas, using the ammonia from urine as a natural fumigant. The toilet and the wardrobe occupied the same small stone room for reasons that made complete practical sense at the time.

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Tip 1. Cleaning your hands is easier than cleaning your ass.
    Tip 2. You can wipe with wet hands.

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    In days of old when knights were bold and toilet paper wasn't invented, they'd wipe their ass with a piece of grass and walk away contented.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago

    We learned toilet paper from the Chinese, they had it for a long time before that.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago*

    If you are able to grab any type of small bucket, bowl, cup, glass, etc. and have access to water, you can just wash. Sure it doesn’t have the same water pressure of a bidet, but that’s still cleaner than even the most modern toilet paper. You’ll need soap though.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Personally, it’s 1928, when modern antibiotics were developed.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Why not just bring some with you? Or learn how to synthesize penecilin from bread mold and really change the timeline?

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

    The former would be a limited supply with a shelf life (even modern antibiotics go bad after a few years). The latter— synthesizing penicillin is no easy task. Even if I knew how - which I absolutely do not - it’s among the more difficult things in the world of biochemistry. It’s why Alexander Flemming earned a Nobel prize for it.

    And basic penicillin is nothing compared to the antibiotics we have today.

    Additionally, I’m not really very cool with altering the timeline

    Edit: if I was gonna bother synthesizing anything from bread mold, it would be lysergic acid diethylamide, and then I would go for a nice bicycle ride ;)

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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    If I'm time traveling, I'm bringing my bidet.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    They used whatever they had handy before then because they used outhouses. Corncobs, Sears catalog, etc. Small town people, if you've been in contact with the super old people, still talk about it.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    The Asshole Splinters

    This will be the name of my band

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    You didn't really, just bring the 3 ply with you. Enough to last the trip

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Waitl until she discovers the bidet

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    The only time I'd really want to travel to is the future.

    If I could come back, maybe it would be cool to go back to like pangea times

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (3 children)

    I’m not sure you want to see the future. It’s looking pretty grim from current standpoint. At least if you went back in history you could pick something predictable.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago*

    Eh, I'm an optimist about the future. Not in the idea that the current system will work or anything. But I think humanity generally spirals upward. Maybe I want to skip the next 100 years or so but that's still a pretty long time scale as far as our advancements since the industrial revolution go.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Just pack for the voyage I'd say.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Just go back farther, to when they used leaves and grass.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    My plan if I go back in time is to only stay a few hours before I have to go to the bathroom.

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