In 2002 buy apple or google stock then use that money to buy bitcoin.

you'd be waiting several years. bitcoin wasn't "invented" until '08. but you're on the right track. by '09, you could have got 100btc for lunch money. sold today it would give you more than enough to live on.

In 2002 there were no bitcoins. But there were Epstein island parties

You could travel back to 2009 and impersonate Satoshi Nakamoto. There are already conspiracy theories that Nakamoto is a time traveler because he did what a time traveler might do. He anonymously created Bitcoin, and then he disappeared. He has tens of billions of dollars of bitcoin sitting there unused. Or maybe it's just waiting until he gets back to his time.

They would have access to chemicals to make dangerous mixtures...

Same. As a janitor I could maybe murder Elon without anyone knowing

Elon killed Harambe??

Shit. Maybe that's what completes the time loop! Musk is a bootstrap paradox. He's going to spend a trillion dollars building a time machine. He knows how to build a time machine because his future self told him how to build a time machine. Nowhere in this time loop dusk Musk ever actually discover the science of how to do this. He's just passing a pdf of detailed blueprints around. It's like something Arthur C. Clarke would pen, except incredibly stupid.

I actually yearn for a transnational workers cooperative space company that collects startup capital from crowdsourcing and fundraising.

Would probably have to host the physical operations somewhere in the global south, as the big authoritarian nations would likely be a bit hostile to the idea of making any cutting edge orbital rocket engine technology FOSS.

Yeah I think the joke is that he’s trying to get rich off the SpaceX IPO in 25 years. Not a huge Musk fan but the joke is funny

But People, who dream about working for fascist trillionaires, are.

They were obviously talking about Elon.

Then in 2026 you wonder why you never heard of Epsteins island. And then you take a closer look at the island you purchased…

Some people would try to change the world for the better if given a time machine.

You would only make yourself wealthy.

Do you even realise how egocentric you are?

Please try to develop some empathy.

We don't need more hollow soulless people like Elon Musk.

Be better.