I wanna talk a moment about Earl Grey.

My whole life I avoided it, because I assumed from the floral scent of the leaves, that it must taste like ass.

I recently bought a box on some sort of unexplainable whim.

It is such a wonderful late afternoon pick-me-up!

Oliver is a sweet, handsome boy doing his very best with the one brain cell that was given to him. A 10/10 good kitty, that he is.

Breathes heavily in British So what do you want for him?

This morning our cat dug a discarded piece of plastic out of the trash and dropped it on me to wake me up for breakfast. Buddy, I get you think this is just as cute as dropping any of your other toys in the bed, but come on…

Anything that didn’t come out one end or the other and wasn’t killed isn’t that bad overall, though.

Other cats won't bring you teabags but will give you them while you're sleeping.

He's a ginger cat and in his defense, the teabag has a tail.

Oliver looks so proud. Certified good boy ❤️

Picard: So, Commander Data. How goes Spot's new training regiment?

Data:

Plot Twist: Your cat used to play Quake competitively.

After the neutering, this is all he has.

My sisters cat does the same thing

Must be an English cat

Oliver is clearly British

Such a helpful kitty!

That cat is a genius.

Far better for the environment. Good on that cat.