8647 cannot arrive soon enough.

Remember when Bart put Bart with herbicide on the lawn of the school...

Clearly aliens

Trump just told his chief of staff to write down the nuclear launch codes somewhere where he wouldn’t keep losing them.

If James Comey retweets this, that’s obviously a death threat.

I've seen this done with fertilizer - it's too concentrated so it kills the grass, but then it disperses a bit and you get really lush grass where it was applied. For years it's a different color. Of course they'll probably bulldoze the whole area.

The most desirable desire path.

Fuck. Now I gotta change my PIN

What if it was just a popular running/biking route?

-giggle-

Grass samples . . . Somebody walked out there with some saltwater or grass killer, you probably want some pictures going after everyone in a 100 mile radius that bought some roundup around spring is going to be a tall order.

Looks like a drone, maybe. Also, application would have been a handful of hours or less before either sprinklers or rain. Mpre surfactant would have done a better job.

Simpsons did it!

Lol wut