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[–] 1 point 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What a damned candy ass lol

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  • [–] 113 points 1 year ago (19 children)

    And you thought J. Edgar Hoover was paranoid.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago (16 children)

    Is he short? Seems like a short kinda guy

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago* (12 children)

    5’9”, but I can see that Short Height Indicator Type all over him, some people call it being SHITty

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  • [+] -6 points 1 year ago (10 children)
  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Maybe according to tinder. In reality that's pretty damn average.

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  • [+] -8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

    No, I'm just 6'5"

    Edit: downvotes? Do you reject reality and substitute your own?

    Edit edit: apparently it's just an "I'm angy that I'm short" button

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago* (5 children)

    Do you reject reality and substitute your own?

    Quite literally what you are doing by calling the exact average for a US male, short, just because it's not freakishly tall like yourself. Some self awareness may be in order.

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  • [+] -11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    You don't seem to understand.

    I am literally 6'5". That fact is being disagreed with.

    Furthermore, y'all are short.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    You're not understanding context.

    No one has disagreed with your height. Not sure how you managed to misinterpret that.

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  • [–] 90 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Cops and pseudoscience go together like chocolate and peanut butter.

    For more examples, see "bite mark analysis," "911 call analysis," "blood spatter analysis," roadside drug testing with known false-positives, and even fingerprints (once the gold standard) have up to a 20% error rate.

    And that's not even getting into how their methodology is exactly backwards: they have a claim that they set out to prove, but do no work to disprove what they already believe.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I don't know if it's true (let me know if I've been taken for a ride), but I've been told that you can make it look like you lie on a polygraph simply by contacting your anus and slowly unclenching while answering, throwing their analysis out the window.

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  • [–] 63 points 1 year ago (15 children)

    Polygraph measures nervousness, not lies.

    So innocent people fail them. And guilty people pass them.

    All this does is make remaing people hate him

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  • [+] 23 points 1 year ago (6 children)
  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I mean. They're FBI agents....

    They all have already had to take at least one to get in, even though they all would have looked into them first and know they don't work. That's still not as bad as the guy having to administer the tests who definitely knows it's bullshit.

    It's my favorite example of what happens when we let politicians set rules to govern bureaucrats.

    The only reason it's still given is no one high enough in the FBI to be listened to has managed to explain to a president why it's stupid.

    A lot of our government is shit because high ranking bureaucrats are shitty are explaining things to idiots

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  • [+] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)
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    Isn't that just the police?

    FBI almost always have a criminology or psychology degree and know way before applying to the FBI that the test doesn't work.

    But the type of person to join the FBI would 100% Google it first and read studies. At least wikipedia.

    Jocks go CIA, nerds go FBI.

    It's not as true as it used to be, especially with so many new agencies over the last 20 years, but it's generally true.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    That’s weird, I would have thought the other way around. Jocks go fbi, nerds go cia. Or at least NSA.

    But anyway, Patel should then also know better, so why bother polygraohing people?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    FBI has much stricter rules of engagement...

    The CIA operates abroad and historically can do whatever they want including but not limited to full on government coups.

    But yeah, since 9/11 we've got like 3x the security agencies. People can go anywhere now

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  • [–] -1 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    While that is true, they have several techniques to make people nervous specifically about their lies.

    They ask them baseline questions such as their name to establish general nervousness. They can give the list of questions beforehand so that your expectation of the question you plan to lie about will make you more nervous.

    And then there are ways to avoid lies causing nervousness. The best one is that some people can convince themselves that the lie is the truth. Other methods include certain drugs or distracting yourself in certain ways.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    I know you are trying to be informative and nothing you said is wrong, but that opening sentence makes it sound like you are defending the practice of polygraphy which is pseudoscientific, inaccurate, and unethical. I have a feeling most downvoters never got past that first sentence.

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  • [–] -3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I understand, but if I wrote comments with those types of people in mind, I'd never be able to say anything worthwhile.

    The problem is the platform. There should be no option to downvote comments. It should just be upvote, reply, and report. Allowing people to downvote comments only leads to this sort of antisocial anti-intellectual behavior.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    …if I wrote comments with those types of people in mind, I'd never be able to say anything worthwhile.

    Pish-posh! Proofreading can help with that as can thinking about your audience. It’s certainly a skill that needs to be developed, but you have plenty of interesting points to make and only have to tweak the presentation. For example, you could preface your post with a statement of intent.

    “Look, I’m not defending the practice but…” would do.

    For example, I was raised evangelical and am now a deconstructed atheist. I still interject regularly on scriptural topics that people frequently get wrong, which can result in others assuming I am an advocate. I am not, so I try to preface those kinds of statements with qualifiers.

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  • [–] -2 points 1 year ago

    This is a lot of effort simply to avoid comment downvotes, and I did in fact hedge my comment in the first four words.

    This is going to sound tautological, but comment downvotes against my comments only express the opinions of the type of person who would downvote my comments. It's like that quote about not playing chess against a pigeon. If anything, I want them to respond to my comment so that I know who they are. I'd argue that if the platform allows comment downvotes, and this goes only for comment downvotes, not for upvotes, or post votes, but if the platform allows comment downvotes, then it should also allow any user to see who downvoted the comment. If my hedge in the first four words of my comment isn't enough to convince people to have enough curiosity to read past the first sentence, then the truth is that I don't think they're worth my time. If they're the type of people who downvote my comment, then I don't really want anything to do with them. It's simply evidence of bad behavior.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Y'all downvoting OP for laying out the methodology.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    If you want to make informed decisions, you have to start with the truth. Imagine if people listened to that guy and someday took a lie detector test, only to realize too late that people do get nervous specifically when they lie, and that the test is designed to enhance that.

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    Real leaders don't need to be paranoid about what their underlings think about them. Fascism is more fragile than it appears.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    “[Their] need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear.”

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Real leaders would take the time to understand why someone doesn’t like them, do a little self reflection to see if it’s either a valid point or just a perception issue, and then work to fix the issue if there is one. If it’s just a person who just doesn’t like them but is good at their job, just ignore it. If they are truly not a good fit or just a bad actor who just thrives in negativity, then you either find a better fit for them or then you fire them.

    I’m very much a pleaser type personality but if someone doesn’t like me for whatever reason, I don’t really sweat it if it doesn’t affect me personally. Most people like me but not everyone and that’s ok. This constant need to be surrounded by yes men and sycophants is just disturbing.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Is polygraph test reliable ? Doesn't it fall under pseudoscience ?

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    You can even train to beat them, so it’s definitely not a reliable method.

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    Enforcing polygraph testing will invariably make people less trusting of you. There needs to specific reasons that target specific people.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago

    What a dork-ass loser.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Wouldn't FBI agents be able to pass a "lie detector" test? Has anyone told Kash they aren't actual lie detectors?

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  • [–] [S] 37 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Polygraphs have always been close to useless even for normal people. Anyone being interrogated isnyoing to be nervous and likely set them off.

    However, you have to be slighlty, remotely intelligent to understand that nuance. And that is not an affliction any Trump cabinet appointee has.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago

    Polygraphs provide authoritarians the excuse to get rid of people.

    The same way that scientology uses auditing. The point is to instil fear and doubt into whomever you're measuring so that you can manipulate them.

    So, they are extremely useful.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago

    Damn dude that's some serious trump energy

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    Isn't the FBI trained to beat polygraphs though?

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    [–] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Lol. I've lied during lie detector tests and still passed.

    Hoping our FBI officials are capable of doing the same.

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  • [+] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    And the ones behind the FBI director's back.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Why do none of these clowns know polygraphs don't work

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    government of fragile masculinities

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Good thing polygraphs are junk science that doesn't work literally at all.

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    Dudes a meth head

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    I'm short, but my cock is huge! Compared to my pinky 😩

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    A more accurate testing would be to hold his portrait and look for visible signs of disgust

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    All these fascists are such little weeny piss babies.

    And all the alpha bros look up to them, how embarrassing.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I've never seen such a clear-cut case of fucking crazy eyes in a "man:"

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    He could also use a plethysmograph to see which male staff likes him.

    NB: Polygraphs are a hilarious pseudo-science just slightly above palm reading and astrology.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    This is great news. This means they are think he is regarded.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    should polygraph about his crazy eyes.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    These LIARS are being mean about me!

    - Joseph Stalin

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    For those wishing to get past the soft paywall

    https://archive.ph/1xgSG

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