On a side note, bro, how are you earning a living? It is like all you are doing is posting these fire memes all day every day.
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All I need, all I truly want, now, is to see this guy, in the middle of court -- just once -- strike this pose and go "BOOOOWEEEEOOOOOO"

And then I can die a happy man.
"Gee, Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?”
“The same thing we do every night: try to take over the world!”
Muh cousin.

This is disturbingly accurate
... his retort to Stavros clowning on him about not getting his dick sucked was essentially:
Do I get my dick sucked?
... dude why are we talking about this? So anyway...
He also claimed he did not need to shower, because he does not smell because he is not fat.
... dude is literally the uber basement dweller, it... it sounds like you're describing a fantastical stereotype when you just run through things he seems to think are totally normal.
Gotta be shopped but it's a nice job
Something I want to say to the judge tomorrow that they won't see coming:
How honest am I? Your honor, if you would allow me, I am prepared to regale the court with my 100k word dissertation on why feet are cute, which I have memorized.
Your Honor, I object on the grounds that contact with Talos IV is forbidden!
Why are we making fun of this guy's birth defect? Is he an asshole? Does he deserve it? I think I'm out of the loop.








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