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[–] 83 points 5 months ago (14 children)

On a side note, bro, how are you earning a living? It is like all you are doing is posting these fire memes all day every day.

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  • [–] [S] 89 points 5 months ago (7 children)

    Ha, well the short answer is that my kids are young, and my career is in a flexible field where I've been able to take time to stay home with them until they're in school.

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  • [–] 19 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    As a dad with a child that's about 3 that didn't end up being able to make that jump, I wish you a very go fuck yourself good luck raising the kids and I am very jealous of your situation.

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    All I need, all I truly want, now, is to see this guy, in the middle of court -- just once -- strike this pose and go "BOOOOWEEEEOOOOOO"

    And then I can die a happy man.

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    [–] 16 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    "Gee, Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?”

    “The same thing we do every night: try to take over the world!”

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    This is disturbingly accurate

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    ... his retort to Stavros clowning on him about not getting his dick sucked was essentially:

    Do I get my dick sucked?

    ... dude why are we talking about this? So anyway...

    He also claimed he did not need to shower, because he does not smell because he is not fat.

    ... dude is literally the uber basement dweller, it... it sounds like you're describing a fantastical stereotype when you just run through things he seems to think are totally normal.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Gotta be shopped but it's a nice job

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    He will defeat Metro Man in a court of law.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    [looks at camera]
    no bailiffs??

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Something I want to say to the judge tomorrow that they won't see coming:

    How honest am I? Your honor, if you would allow me, I am prepared to regale the court with my 100k word dissertation on why feet are cute, which I have memorized.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    You can see this man’s brainshape. There’s no way you can’t see it.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    Your Honor, I object on the grounds that contact with Talos IV is forbidden!

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Zombie guards SEIZE HIM!

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    saving this as a reaction image

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Why are we making fun of this guy's birth defect? Is he an asshole? Does he deserve it? I think I'm out of the loop.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    My god, they incarnated the big brain wojack

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    The final boss in the Yakub saga, gotta fight your inverse self.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    I thought Charlie was dead?

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