You’d be surprised how quiet a cow can be when it wants to. Once when I was collecting a water sample in a pond I saw there were cows a fair distance across the field, and in the minute or so of stopping and squatting it took me to find a way to get the sample without getting covered in mud, a group of fully grown cows had silently crept up to within about 10 feet of me to stare at me like As soon as I stood up I was a person again and they lost interest in me. Definitely raised my heart rate a bit!
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Statistically, cows pose a much greater threat to Americans than bears and sharks combined. Cattle reportedly kill roughly 20 people each year in the United States, while fatal bear and shark attacks average about two per year for each species.
I've been chased twice by cows here in Germany, not a single time by a bear or a shark.
Coincidence? I don't think so!
Sounds like what the bear/shark-maffia wants you to believe!
I'm not paid to lure people into the woods or sea! Who said that?
i bet your shell is so hard right now, you dirty, dirty reptile
Sounds like exactly what the woodland/sea creatures want you to believe.
It’s mostly due to the fact that we don’t corral sharks by the hundreds. You get a herd of cattle moving in a direction and they aren’t stopping just because a human is there.
Well yeah, that's cos there are A LOT more cows than bears and sharks. Would like to see the death numbers proportional to the population numbers.
How else are they supposed to kill all those sharks?
Tauren rogue sneaks THROUGH the walls.
Tauren rogue has the smaller tail on its back.
Do not let cows be predators. That's how you get the mad cow disease. Which means that these bells are medicinal.
That's how you get the mad cow disease.
No. You get that by feeding them the ground up bones and brains of other cows that have been fed the ground up bones and brains of yet other cows.
What you get by letting cows be predators is a three movie deal with a possibility for a larger franchise.
Cows are not stupid, grass is very tasty :3
Herd of cows evading authorities for months in 2022. Its now bien Turner into a musical apparently.
OP clearly wasn't there for the beforetimes, when cities were razed by bovines from hell wielding polearms.
Edit: for those out of the loop
Diablo 2 had a secret cow level you could unlock after completing the fifth act.
It was a joke level the developers added in response to rumors about a secret cow level in the first game.
I assume it's a reference to the game West of Loathing, where in the past "the cows came home". The cows were demonic bovine monsters that razed huge chunks of the land.
Or I just play weird games and I'm missing the actual reference. 🤷♂️
Actually, the bell is because their horns don’t work.
The bell keeps them from killing sharks. Sharks are endangered
Piece is a paid cow account.
There are 20-30 people killed by cows in the US alone every year.
Globally only 5-6 people die every year from shark attacks.
Those cows are trying to get you to let them stealthily engage in mass murder. Keep the bells on!
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