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[–] 49 points 5 months ago

No need, I’m licensed

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  • [–] 39 points 5 months ago

    RIP Violet_08. Creeped out too soon, we hardly knew thee. Other than your threesome with your Dad's work friends.

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  • [–] 54 points 5 months ago

    1% less means that you creat more room for politics, war, or worse… AI. No thanks, I’ll stay horny.

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  • [–] 34 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    I'm literally writing my own smut right now because the Internet isn't horny enough.

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    nope, but I put down almost 20k words in two weeks and now I'm taking half of that and polishing it into Chapter One.

    Any suggestions for a lemmy community that would be interested in a sci-fi fantasy story with extensive lore and worldbuilding, and nsfw tags for lesbian sex, futanari, mind control, domination and emotional trauma?

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Realest comic I’ve seen here.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (2 children)

    I have seen a Venosaur mawplay Hatsune Miku very recently...

    And it gives me an ide-

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  • [–] 26 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

    Fuck that person.
    ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Don't really care how horny the internet is, as long as it's kept to the right spaces. Like no sending dick pics to random people.

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    Yeah! Now when he's laying there on the ground all sexy like..... let's fuck him!

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    There are mainly two big drives behind browsing today: horny and hate.

    I'd be happy if more people browsed because of horny than hate.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Correction: Horny & Angry.

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    Plot twist: "I meant less talk about hornets! Hornets!"

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I wish I was less horny πŸ˜”

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Internet is for horny

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    Monkey's paw finger curls: This just in, approximately 1% of the human population has suddenly died.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

    I don't know... I'd say people have this attitude more towards blind hatred. I've been seriously dogpiled for pointing out an inconvenient fact... you simple can not derail a hate train.

    And there is the "bonk! go to horny jail!" meme.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    Basically any minority opinion online.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    Na, you have to cross a critical threshold or you go to jail see Epstein files for details.

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