"What is this box ?"

"Oooh my old water ring game. I think I deserves a little break from cleaning"

Birthday cards are to be read three times only:

• Once you get it, pretending you read all of it.
• Once the party is over and you are ready to throw it into a drawer somewhere.
• Before throwing it to the bin.

More than that you are vanity deprived.

My kid every time. What are you even doing dude? “I found all my skylanders” room still looks like a tornado went through it.

Technically that's the pov of the roommate of someone who cleaned their room too hard.

Is it really cleaning if you don't end up taking a nostalgia trip at least once?

"I must now apply every color contained in this fifteen-year-old eyeshadow palette onto my face."

Grandma I'm 36.

LAMP

This is me after a night of drinking dayquil and NyQuil while surfing the web using a skamtebord instead of a computer.