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[–] 33 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Birthday cards are to be read three times only:

  • Once you get it, pretending you read all of it.
  • Once the party is over and you are ready to throw it into a drawer somewhere.
  • Before throwing it to the bin.

More than that you are vanity deprived.

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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    stuck on step 3 with the last christmas card my grandparents gave me

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago

    Ok, dudes, you need to stop being so real for once. I was meaning to be funny and now I’m tearing up.

    Sorry for your loss, I wish I had something personal written to me by my grandparents. Cherish that card!

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