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[–] 52 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 44 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    If he did she would be like "curse this sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago*

    Then hire an Etsy witch to cast a curse on him.

    Edit: I got the firefly reference after making this comment. I should have came up with a better response. Rather than delete it I'll leave my shame for all to see. Browncoats forgive me.

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  • [–] 30 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

    Good test tbh. If you don't fuck with her dinosaurs, you don't fuck with her.

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  • [–] 26 points 5 months ago

    I mean I have them with me… you’re telling me you don’t want to see them?

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago

    I'm with [censored name] on this one. Don't you dare to screw her over.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I’m sorry but they T.Rex is not accurate, it should be chubbier and with lips.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Send those toys into the Your Dinosaurs Are Wrong YouTube channel. That T-Rex anatomy is decades out of date.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    If I had to date someone, it would be someone like this.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    My weird and sometimes very specific interests are a packaged deal. If you can't handle them, then you can't handle me.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    My hockey stick is ready. we are watching.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    So on one hand, those are like the least original dinosaurs one could own, but on the other hand they seem to be high quality... So test is inconclusive imho

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Dino socks. Dinos on the cuff, but on the inside so I can look at them whenever I want.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    They thought it was a euphomism?

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